Hilarious Mail From A Frustrated Victim Of Chain Mails

A Hilarious Mail From A Frustrated

Victim Of Chain Mails

I wanted to thank all my friends and family who have forwarded chain letters to me in 2003, 2004, 2005, 2006, 2007 and 2008 and continuing it in 2009 also.......

Because of your kindness:

* I stopped drinking Cola after I found out that it's good for removing toilet stains.

* I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infected with AIDS.

* Forwarded hundreds of mails but still waiting for FREE DESKTOP, LAPTOP, CAMERA, CELLPHONE etc…..

* I smell like a wet dog since I stopped using deodorants because they cause cancer...
* I don't leave my car in the parking lot or any other place and sometimes I even have to walk about 7 blocks for fear that someone will drug me with a perfume sample and try to rob me.

* I also stopped answering the phone for fear that they may ask me to dial a stupid number and then I get a phone bill with calls to Uganda, Pakistan, Singapore and Tokyo...

* I also stopped drinking anything out of a Can for fear that I will get sick from the rat faeces and urine.

* I also donated all my savings to the Amy Bruce account. A sick girl that was about to die in the hospital about 7,000 times.... (Poor girl! she's been 7 since 1993...)

* Still open to help somebody from Nigeria who wants to use my account to transfer his uncle's property of $ 100 million. So much trustworthy.

* I have forwarded 35 emails to 400 people hoping that Ericsson or Nokia will send me latest mobile phones but those models are also obsolete now.

* Made some Hundred wishes before forwarding those Ganesh , Tirupathi Balaji pics etc. Now most of those 'Wishes' are already married (to someone else)

Never Visit Rich People!! - Funny

Question : "What would you like to have .Fruit juice, Soda, Tea, Chocolate, Milo , or Coffee ?"
Answer : "tea please" 

Question : " Ceylon tea, Herbal tea, Bush tea, Honey bush tea, Ice tea or green tea ?"
Answer : " Ceylon tea " 

Question : "How would you like it ? black or white ?"
Answer : "white" 

Question : "Milk, Whitener, or Condensed milk ?"
Answer : "With milk " 

Question : "Goat milk, Camel milk or cow milk"
Answer : "With cow milk please. 

Question : " Milk from Freeze land cow or Afrikaner cow?"
Answer : " Um, I'll take it black. "

Question : " Would you like it with sweetener, sugar or honey?"
Answer : "With sugar" 

Question : " Beet sugar or cane sugar ?"
Answer : "Cane sugar " 

Question :" White , brown or yellow sugar ?"
Answer : "Forget about tea just give me a glass of water instead." 

Question : "Mineral water or still water ? "
Answer : "Mineral water" 

Question : "Flavored or non-flavored ?"
Answer : "I'll rather die of thirst".

Banker caught surfing steamy photos of model

An Australian banker is in trouble after being filmed looking at racy photos of a top model while a colleague was doing a TV interview.


He could be seen clicking on photos of Miranda Kerr in the background of a Channel 7 interview with an analyst for Macquarie Private Wealth.



The near nude images of the Australian model, girlfriend of Hollywood star Orlando Bloom, were from a recent GQ Magazine shoot.



The footage soon made its way on to YouTube and became a huge hit, reports the BBC.



Macquarie Private Wealth was not amused and said it was taking the matter very seriously.



The images of Ms Kerr could clearly be seen during the Channel 7 interview, only at the end of which does the banker turn to the camera and realise he has been filmed.

A Macquarie statement said: "Macquarie has strict policies in place surrounding the use of technology and the issue arising from the live cross on Seven News is being dealt with internally."



The banker in question, said to be a mid-level client investment manager, has reportedly been meeting executives to determine his future.

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Men's Sweat Attracts Women

According to a new study to pick up the ladies, a 20-minute workout on the elliptical machine should do just fine.

The study, published in The Journal of Neuroscience and conducted by researchers at the University of California at Berkeley, found that women who sniffed a chemical found in male sweat experienced "heightened mood, physiological arousal and subjective sexual arousal."

"This is the first time anyone has demonstrated that a change in women hormonal levels is induced by sniffing an identified compound of male sweat," said Claire Wyart, a post-doctoral fellow at UC Berkeley and the leader of the study.

The study focused on androstadienone (AND), a component of sweat. Previous studies have found male sweat -- specifically from the underarm -- can increase the secretion of luteinizing hormone in women, responsible for stimulating ovulation.

Another study showed female sweat, when applied to the upper lip of another woman, can alter the menstrual cycle of the subject to coincide with the sweat provider, according to a press release.

"Many people argue that human pheromones don't exist, because humans don't exhibit stereotyped behavior," Wyart said. "Nonetheless, this male chemical signal, [AND], does cause hormonal as well as physiological and psychological changes in women. More cognitive studies need to be done to understand how [AND] affects female cognitive functions."

Research was conducted on 48 Berkeley undergraduate women, each of which took 20 sniffs from vials containing either AND or a control -- in this case -- yeast. Scientists then took saliva samples from the women to measure cortisol levels, a hormone used to respond to stress. The increased hormone levels were found within 15 minutes after the testing began and lasted for more than an hour.