2010년 3월 24일 수요일
The Whole Truth!!!
At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, "I know the whole truth."
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, "I know the whole truth."
His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, "Just don't tell your father."
Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, "I know the whole truth."
The father promptly hands him $40 and says, "Please don't say a word to your mother."
Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door.
The boy greets him by saying, "I know the whole truth."
The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, "Then come give your Daddy a great big hug!"
LG GW620 Android powered smartphone launched in India
LG has announced the launch of its first Android powered LG GW620 in India. The LG GW620 has a 3-inch TFT resistive touch screen display, 5 line slide out QWERTY keypad and runs Android 1.5 operating system.
The LG GW620 is 3G enabled phone and features 5 megapixel Camera with video recording, MP3 player, Stereo FM radio, 3.5 mm audio jack, 166MB internal memory and expandable memory up to 32GB via Micro SD card slot, Linkbook SNS (Social Networking Service) Manager and Accelerometer sensor for UI auto-rotate.
The LG GW620 comes with Wi-Fi, Bluetooth with A2DP, GPRS/EDGE, WLAN, and 2.0 micro USB and weighs 139 grams with a dimension of 109 x 54.5 x 15.9 mm. LG GW620 smartphone is powered by 1500mAh Li-Po battery, which offers up to 8 hours 20 min talk time and up to 600 hrs standby on GSM networks.It is priced at 18,990.
Samsung Metro 3G S5350(samsung shark s5350) unveiled in India
Samsung has announced the launch of Metro 3G S5350 in India.
The Metro 3G phone features a 2.2 inch TFT screen, 3.2 megapixel camera, Bluetooth 2.1, EDGE/GPRS, a mobile tracker, USB connectivity and FM radio and 100 MB of internal memory that is expandable upto 16GB via microSD. The Metro 3G is triband GSM and 3G UMTS phone. It comes with 900 mAh battery that offers 10 hours (3 Hrs under 3G) of talktime and upto 18 days of standby time.
The Metro 3G offer easy access to 9 social networking sites like Facebook, YouTube, Flickr, Picassa, Friendster, Photobucket etc. It also has a chat messenger and supports GTalk, AIM and Palringo chats. It has a curved, ergonomic design it measures 115.2mm x 46.7mm x 11.9mm and weighs 99 grams.
The Samsung Metro 3G is priced at Rs 8,250