DAILY SURVIVAL KIT

DAILY SURVIVAL KIT

to help you each day............

Toothpick ... to remind you to pick the good qualities in everyone,including yourself.

Rubber band ... to remind you to be flexible. Things might not always go the way you want, but it can be worked out.

Band-Aid ... to remind you to heal hurt feelings, either yours or someone else's.

Eraser ... to remind you everyone makes mistakes. That's okay, we learn by our errors.

Candy Kiss ... to remind you everyone needs a hug or a compliment everyday.

Mint ... to remind you that you are worth a mint to your family & Me.

Bubble Gum ... to remind you to stick with it and you can accomplish anything.

Pencil ... to remind you to list your blessings every day.

Tea Bag ... to remind you to take time to relax daily and go over that list of God's blessings.

This is what makes life worth living every minute, every day



Wishing you love, gratitude, friends to cherish, caring, sharing, laughter, music, and warm feelings in your heart.





I know this kit will help you get through the day.

Enjoy.

Holiday Backgrounds | Christmas Orkut Scraps | Merry X-Mas Greetings

<img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Christmas/1.jpg" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a>

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<img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Christmas/10.png" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a>

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<img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Christmas/14.jpg" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a>

<img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Christmas/15.jpg" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a>

<img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Christmas/16.jpg" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a>

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<img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Christmas/18.jpg" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a>

<img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Christmas/19.jpg" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a>

<img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Christmas/20.jpg" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a>

<img src="http://i876.photobucket.com/albums/ab325/techcottage/Christmas/21.jpg" /><a href="http://www.techcottage.blogspot.com"><br><b>Send Picture Scraps - Fun Arena</b></a>

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Santa Banta Jokes

Banta is in a dissection class of cockroach.
He cuts its 1 leg, and says, "chal", it walks..
He cuts 2nd and 3rd legs and said, "chal" , it walks.
He cuts all the legs and said, "chal...." Finally he wrote the conclusion.. ....
....... "after all the legs of a cockroach are cut - it becomes deaf......"



Santa on an interview 4 da post of detective.
Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?
Santa: Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.



Banta for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read: AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON,
I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS, SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE
MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUE
FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.



Interviewer: what s ur qualification?
Santa: Sir I am Ph.D.
Interviewer : what do u mean by Ph.D?
Santa: (smiling) PASSED HIGH SCHOOL with DIFFICULTY.. ..

Love Dress

A woman stopped by unannounced at her recently married son's house. She rang the doorbell and walked in. She was shocked to see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch, totally naked. Soft music was playing; the aroma of perfume filled the room.

"What are you doing?" she asked.

"I'm waiting for my husband to come home from work," the daughter-in-law answered.

"But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.

"This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.

"Love dress? But you're naked!"

"My husband loves me to wear this dress," she explained.

"It excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get enough of me."

The mother-in-law left. When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume, dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD and laid on the couch waiting for her husband to arrive. Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so provocatively.

"What are you doing?" he asked.

"This is my love dress" she whispered, sensually.

"Then it Needs ironing," he said.

Confession....

A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work.

Her 9-year old son comes home unexpectedly , sees them and hides in the bedroom closet to watch.

The woman's husband also comes home. She puts her lover in the closet , not realizing that the little boy is in there already.

The little boy says , "Dark in here."
The man says , "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a baseball."
Man - "That's nice."
Boy - "Want to buy it?"
Man - "No , thanks."
Boy - "My dad's outside."
Man - "OK , how much?"
Boy - "$150"
Man - "Sold."

In the next few weeks , it happens again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.

Boy - "Dark in here."
Man - "Yes , it is."
Boy - "I have a Wilson infielder's glove."
The lover , remembering the last time , asks the boy , "How much?"
Boy - "$350"
Man - "Highway robbery. Sold."

A few days later , the father says to the boy , "Grab your gloves , let's go outside and have a game of catch."

The boy says , "I can't , I sold my ball and my glove."
The father asks , "How much did you sell them for?"
The boy says , "$500"

The father says , "That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... that is way more than those two things cost.

I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your greed."
They go to the church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.

The boy says , "Dark in here."
The priest says , "Don't start that $#!t again , you're in my closet now.

Butcher Shop

A lady goes into the butcher shop and as she is walking around the store, she spies a beef tongue in the butcher's counter. The lady asks, "What in the world is that?"

"Beef tongue," replies the butcher!

The lady gives a little involuntary shudder, "No way would I put anything in my mouth that came out of an animal's mouth!"

The butcher nods sympathetically while peeking into the woman's shopping cart, "I see you're buying a dozen eggs!".

Exam Pattern according to IPL rules (Funny)

Cricket has reached exciting levels with IPL....

Infusing the same thing into exams, some suggestions:-









1. Reduce exam duration to 1 hr and marks to 50.



2. Introduce strategic break after 30 minutes.



3. Give free hit, that is a chance for students to frame their own questions and write answers.



4. 1st 15 minutes power play, that is no supervisor in the exam hall. ( everyone will love this....!!!)



5. Introduce fair play awards.



6. If any wrong question is asked you can give your own answer for the next question

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FREE HIT……………….. !!!!!!!!!



7.Cheer girls to cheer for every correct answer written....!!!